Saturday, December 23, 2006

If it was Christmas every day it would be very inconvenient

M and I discussed this today. It's a ridiculous song: "I wish it could be Xmas every day". It would be really annoying: while you m ight think it would lead to daily presents. meals etc the problem would arise: where do you buy the food from? Where would you get the presents? And if you think about it it gets worse: who would work every day? All the moslems, hindus and jews. Who wouldn't be happy at such blatent religious discrimination. In fact they would have a damn good case in law. Mind you the courts would never be open to hear the cases so that's that problem's dealt with. But there are other issues: Christmas telly every day? God no. How many "Christmas Specials" can you take? How many episodes of James Bond? And what about Boxing Day football? It would never happen! What a disaster! No no no no no no no no no no no. It doesn't work. Boxing Day every day though, there's something to consider.

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