Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Ganges

Kitty found this description on the net: don't you just love computer translations?

Small héraultaise city of 3341 inhabitants, Ganges, located between mountains and garrigues, is since highest antiquity a bond of privileged exchange.


The first known occupation is that of the carthaginois in Aganticum(place of the treasure). It was a counter to gather ores (iron, lead, money, gold). Later of the Celts, the volques aréconiques ones, set up a oppidum there. It was then a halt on the road of the salt and the ways of transhumance.


Until 1270, the city was under the domination of a lord. Thereafter the city acquired franknesses which it kept until the revolution. With the XIV° century the city was destroyed by the Lorry drivers ordered by Seguin de Badafol, after-effect of the one hundred year old war. Its apogee was with the XVI° century with a great development of the trade and craft industry. During the war of religion the city joined with the Protestants and of undergoing the anger of the king after the Revocation of the Edict of Nantes. The city took part in the war of Camisards in 1702.


The city invested much thereafter in the breeding of the worms with silk and the city had many hosieries. It was the capital of the silk stockings since 1760. Unfortunately the disease of the worms with silk and the opening of Suez Canal involve a slow decline of these industries. In 1920 the city is active in the clothes industry of bottoms of luxury. Silk is replaced by nylon. Currently only one company resisted. The leisures in the open air are numerous with the practice of the canoe kayak, the climbing, the excursions pedestrian or in VTT. The city has many sports associations and cultural what to occupy any 3 year old public to 77 years and more!

See

The Saint-Pierre Church, rebuilt in 1860, whose organ was offered by the impératrice Eugenie (wife of Napoleon III).
The protesting Temple, inaugurated in 1851, is one of most significant of the area.

The Tower of the Clock, old belfry of XVIIe, contains a bell of 1531

Monday, September 25, 2006

First Game

Everyone remembers their first game. It'?s one of those discussions that crops up reasonably regularly in pubs, on internet message boards or wherever anyone discusses football, Except me. For the life of me I cannot remember the first time I saw City play. I have an early memory of seeing City play away at Charlton Athletic, and I have a strong memory of being impressed with Barry Jones, because my dad had told me that he was Cardiff'?s '?danger man'?. I was disappointed, however, that he looked nothing like the REAL Dangerman I used to see on the TV, Patrick MacGoohan. But anyway, I digress. I remember my son's first City game very well: at Ninian Park on a freezing Boxing Day against Chester City. It was a terrible game which we drew 0-0. Carl Dale hit the bar. Apart from that the game was memorable because of the fact that everyone was clapping their hands and stamping their feet all through the game: to keep themselves warm. My son never recovered from this, and (now 17) takes little or no interest in football, although, if asked "Who do you support?" he will without hesitation say Cardiff City. I think this has some cachet in his London school. I similarly remember my wife's first game: by contrast a New Year's 6-1 thrashing of Exeter City. We even scored Exeter's goal (Andy Jordan, of course). This had the opposite effect. My wife was hooked and we got married.

So Sunday 24th September was an auspicious day for my nine year old step-daughter: her first City game. With Cardiff top of the league and live on Sky, plus a Sunday lunchtime kick off, this seemed like a good day to initiate her into the world of Cardiff City. Even though she supports Arsenal. However, having been taught the Andy Legg Legg Legg song at age three, she happily joined us in her Andy Legg no 3 Modplan shirt. Just in case she got bored she brought her Tamagochi. And her Barbie blackberry (I kid you not) and her camera. And a Polly Pocket. And some Scoobies. (You probably have to be a parent to know what I'm talking about here.)

Off we set in the morning to Liverpool Street Station to meet up with the 1927 Club for our day out at the sea side (I won't say that again: we didn't go near the sea.) Despite the day starting with rain pouring down, by the time we set off the weather had cleared and the sun shone down on us all. At the station ten 1927 club stalwarts met up with cups of coffee and newspapers ready for the journey. Others came down by car, and some came on a later train, but many obviously preferred to watch at home or in the pub, this being a rare televised game.

The train journey through Essex is flat and dull. Essex towns have got some great names: Harold Wood, Billericay, Gidea Park - but mostly they all look as dull as the less excitingly named Romford: famous only for its brewery and Steve 'interesting' Davies. The journey was pleasant enough though, and we soon arrived at Southend Victoria station. The walk from the station at Southend is surprisingly ok. You walk past a park and the local Town Hall. At the Town hall today the Rotary club seemed to be holding some sort of charity event. A crowd of people were in the square looking upwards at the adjacent tall municipal building, waiting for someone to abseil down the building. "Jump!" I shouted. But they ignored me. We turned into the pub for an early lunch and a couple of local kids in Southend shirts said "Good luck. Enjoy the game." This was clearly their number one top boys.

As well as being good at supporting City, the 1927 club are known for being quite good at drinking, too. However, they are a nice bunch to take your kids with: many of them have kids themselves. So my step daughter got to chat to many City fans with pints in their hands as part of the whole Bluebirds experience, discussing the finer points of Dave Jones' tactics.

After lunch we walked to the ground. The crowd outside the Town Hall was still waiting for someone to jump off the building to no avail. It was a nice sunny day and staring pointlessly at a tall building (even for charity) was clearly no way to waste your day. So it was off to Roots Hall to watch the Bluebirds take on the Blues. Which is kind of ironic really as Southend's blue kit is so dark it's almost black, and City were playing in their red away kit. (Which I have to admit I prefer to the blue one this season). Arriving at the ground we could here the chants "We are top of the league, say we are top of the league". Miraculously, unless we lost 5-0 we'd still be top of the league at the end of the game. (I didn't point that out to anyone - it would have been tempting fate). So soon after we arrived the game kicked off. "Bloooooooooooooobirds!" roared the City fans. Despite it being on TV, and a journey of over 200 miles from Cardiff (Coaches leaving at 6am on a Sunday) there seemed to be a pretty decent turn out. City fans were certainly in good voice, and enjoyed winding up the various well known TV presenters and punters who were clearly visible to us on a stanchion to our left. We were behind the goal, with Southend attacking towards us. And in the first few minutes, that's pretty much what they did, coming close once with a header that touched the top of the bar. But after 11 minutes it was City who were ahead. A free kick was awarded on the left hand side, and Purse got between Southend's defenders to bundle the ball home from McPhail's cross.

"That's why we're top of the league" sang the Bluebirds fans behind the goal. With City dominating, lots of new (to me, anyway) songs were being tried out by the Bluebirds fans: "He's big, he's Dutch, we like him very much, Glenn Loovens" "What's that coming over the hill. It's Michael Chopra" standing out.

City came close again as the Southend keeper saved from Chopra, and other chances went close, from Scimeca, Parry and Chopra again. At the other end Southend got a corner. Unsurprisingly, a lot of City fans asked the Southend left back Hammill (not having a good day) who was taking the corner, if his sexual preference was receiving in a rear position (if you know what I mean). More surprisingly the linesman amused everyone by asking him "Well, do you?".

On another a rare break into the Bluebirds half Southend got the ball into Alexander's net, but long after our favourite linesman raised his yellow flag.

Just before half time City got a corner. Parry crossed the ball in, Southend failed to clear, and with a lovely back heal Chopra set up Scimeca who shot low through a group of players into the back of the net for our second goal. "We are top of the league, say we are top of the league" sang the crowd. My step daughter was loving it, joining in with all the joyful singing.

Half time, 2-0 up. One of the nice things about Southend's ground is the fact that their catering is well organised. it is perfectly feasible to go to the toilets and get a cup of tea during half time with time to spare. This isn't because they serve tea in the toilets (although there's an idea) but because they employ loads of people behind the counter of their canteen. So back in the stands behind the goal, we drank our tea while my step daughter drank her fanta. Unfortunately, while getting the teas, however, I seemed to have missed the Southend version of the Hammerettes. Class.

The football restarted, with Southend clearly a bit more motivated to have a go at Cardiff. But also clearly, not very effectively. Going forward they were often offside, and Eastwood, their highly rated centre forward was kept under wraps by Purse and Loovens. It never really felt like City were going to repeat their Plymouth collapse, and City went close again with shots from Scimeca over the bar, and from Gilbert after a great run down the right and interchange with Chopra. Thompson and Chopra were clearly causing Southend's defence problems, and generally Cardiff looked well in control. Behind the goal, City fans were relaxed enough to start having interchanges with players warming up on the touchline. "Willo, Willo, Willo, Willo, Willo Flood Flood Flood" sang the City faithful. My step daughter joined in that one, as she knew the tune from the Andy Legg song. Michael Ricketts moved to Southend this summer, but injury had prevented him appearing before this game, where he started on the bench. "Ricketts for England" chanted the Bluebirds fans, after Ricketts had obliged them by doing the ayatollah wghile warming up on the touchline. Mind you they also sang "You're worse than Spencer Prior", and a couple of other things which was perhaps a little less kind. Prior, now a Southend player, had reported in injured for this game, after having slagged Cardiff fans off publicly in the press, a few days before the game. "It's because I'm not Welsh" he whined. No Prior. It was because you were useless, earning over £5,000 a week, and kept falling over.

With City in charge, the third goal was no surprise. Ledley nearly scored after great interplay with Chopra, but eventually a long ball from left to right found Chopra, who broke forward, crossing the ball into Joe Ledley's path. The ball shot into the back of the net - albeit an own goal from Southend's Simon Francis, as we later found out. Parry was replaced by Kamara and his speed on the right caused the Southend left back more problems (like he needed them).

It could have been more. Southend's keeper saved from Ledley again, and from Thompson. Flood, who had come on for Ledley with a couple of minutes to go narrowly put the ball wide.

With four minutes of added time, Cardiff fans carried on singing right to the end, waving goodbye to the increasing number of Southend supporters who had left, having seen enough.

The final whistle blew, everyone rejoiced. As usual the player came up to the City end to clap - Kerrea Gilbert going right into the crowd, presumably to say hello to friends. "We are top of the league" sang the City. And we are: three points clear with a goal difference of +10. How on earth did that happen?

We left the ground and began the walk back to the station. Almost unbelievably, the rotary club were still there at the town hall - but this time there actually WAS someone abseiling down the side of the building. What a way to spend an afternoon. I'd rather watch Cardiff play Chester on a freezing boxing day.


I asked my step daughter if she enjoyed herself. "When can we go again?" she replied. Great! Another person's life ruined.

Sunday, September 24, 2006

Marley and his devil sticks



Marley in the park yesterday showing off his devil stick skills. We took photos and film so he can show the people at Camp America his skills. He wants to go there next summer.

Friday, September 22, 2006

david and orley


david and orley
Originally uploaded by Gary Socrates.
About 30 years after that last photo of me as a toddler on the beach - this is me and Orley protesting outside Camden Town Hall. One of a number of times we did this (year in, year out) because of cuts being proposed to youth and community services. The police behind us were looking after our old CYWU (Community & Youth Workers' Union) banner. Well, they weren't really, of course, but we thanked them anyway. This actually may have been the early 90s - by which point I was working full time for the union, and Orley was chair. This photo was taken by the bloke who was a technician at the old youth office - can't remember his name.

I haven't seen or heard from Orley for many years, since he went home to Barbados I hope he is well and happy there. Maybe I'll do a web search for him.

aged 2


aged 2
Originally uploaded by Gary Socrates.
I found this photograph in a draw while looking for wrapping paper for wrapping a present for my dad's birthday. I reckon this was taken on holiday at Salcombe ( I don't know why I think that- it was more likely in Wales somewhere). I would have been about two years old - my old man would have been 38 - a lot younger than I am now!
Mrs Fred

Did she exist?


Fred talked about his wife occasionally. Mainly he referred to her as "the wife" or even "her indoors". (I think he'd watched too many episodes of Minder). But he never let on too much about her, and never mentioned her name. He would only mention her at all in context of what they had been doing, as in: "Me and the wife were watching Minder last night..." I mentioned this to somebody at Dunhill's in Brentford once and they said no one had ever seen her.

After a while I began to wonder if Fred really did have a wife or whether this was all a fantasy. But looking at Fred's clean, ironed shirt, and thinking about his complete lack of competence and lack of imagination, I guess it was true, and that Mrs Fred really did exist. For the life of me I can't imagine what she was like.

Thursday, September 21, 2006

Fred liked a flutter

When I first got the job driving the van with Fred I was warned about Fred's penchant for a bet or two. Or three or four. "He'll have you stopping ay every betting shop all over London." I was told. But Fred had been warned too, and he kept his betting shop stops to a minimum. Sure he'd drop into a bookies at lunch time, but otherwise we'd only stop at a bookies about twice a week. Anyway, one day Fred won big. He'd placed a bet which (from what I could tell) involved Willie Carson winning a lot of races that day - and he did. According to Fred he'd made over £900 -: which was a lot of money in those days when you consider that all I was being paid to drive the van was £60 a week. Anyway, for Fred it was cups of tea all round, and endless praise for days after about the wonders of Willie Carson, and how he never let Fred down. Which of course wasn't true. Carson didn't win every race.

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Drawing of Fred


fred drawing
Originally uploaded by Gary Socrates.
This is actually a drawing I did all those years ago of Fred - copying the photo, obviously. I found this when I was looking for the photo of Fred, and I also found some nice drawings I did 20 years ago, mainly of our cat, Caitlin. (You have to understand I can say these are nice drawings because they were done so long ago - it doesn't feel like they were done by me, the person I am now, at all. Well only partly anyway). I've put all these up on my flickr site. Feel free to take a look.
Fred Pratt was real

So here's a photo of him


It occurred to me that anyone reading this stuff may think I am making it all up, so here's a photo of Fred. It was actually taken in Aylesbury the day we went to Fred's brother's house (or not - see episode one below). This was just after we found out Fred's brother didn't live there. I got back into the van and picked up my camera - an old Russian SLR I used to use - and took a picture of Fred through the window.

What the picture shows is I was wrong about the waistcoat (my memory is fading) it was a v-necked sweater. But you can see the suit, the tie and the parka. You can also see a copy of that day's paper sticking out of his inside pocket. Fred would buy the paper to look at the racing tips for the day. But more of that later.

Fred never got too warm

As I say, this all happened over twenty years ago. During the summer driving the transit around London it often got very hot. On many days it would reach close to, or even more than, 90ºf. On these hot sweaty days in central London traffic I would be sitting in the van in a pair of shorts. Often with my t shirt off, and nearly always with the door wide open. Fred, however would be wearing his suit. And his tie, and his waistcoat, and his parka. On really hot days he might take off his parka (I can still see him neatly folding it and placing it on the floor by his feet), but he would never, ever take off his jacket. As I sweltered in heat approaching 100º wearing only a pair of shorts, I asked Fred why he didn't take his jacket off, as it was so hot. "Oh, I once did, Dave. I was with the wife down at the seaside, and she said 'go on Fred, take off your jacket'. So I did, and I caught a chill. I'm not doing that again." It was hard to argue with this logic. And probably pointless. You don't reach the age of 63 having reached the career height of 'van boy' and take advice from some idiot 23 year old in shorts.

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Fred Pratt - episode two

One day I was driving through the centre of town with Fred. A lot of our deliveries were in the West End - delivering Dunhill lighters and other stuff to posh west end shops (including Dunhills itself in Jermyn Street). This was in the early eighties, when I was a lot younger, and there was no such thing as congestion charge. The van I usually drove was an old Ford Transit with sliding doors. This was great in the hot weather, as you could leave the whole side open as you drove around town, catching a breeze. Anyway, this particular day I was driving up Wardour Street, when some bloke stepped out into the road in front of the van without looking. I slammed the breaks on, swerved to avoid him, and in traditional van driver style screamed "Why don't you fucking look where you're fucking going, you twat!". I stared at the bloke. He looked exactly like Gene Kelly. I started to drive away "He looks like Gene Kelly" I said to Fred. "He does, Dave" said Fred, "It probably is him. We are in Wardour Street just by Warner Brothers you know." "Naah, don't be ridiculous" I said.

Later that evening I turned on the telly to watch the news. Last item on the news: Gene Kelly in London to make a special appearance on Morecombe and Wise. Well I never, Fred was right.
Fred Pratt

The first in a series of anecdotes. All true.


Many years ago I used to work as a van driver. For a while I had a job delivering cigarettes for Dunhill, from their factory out in Brentford. Working with me was my van boy. My 63 year old van boy, whose name was Fred Pratt (I kid you not). Fred's nickname to all at Dunhill was "Bullet". Fred thaught this had something to do with a resemblance to Steve McQueen, but it was in fact a bit of rhyming slang - "Bullet in the head - Fred". Anyway, one day Fred and I had to drive into the country to Rothmans somewhere near Aylesbury. "Can we stop at my brother's on the way back?" asked Fred. I agreed of course. After a very nice lunch at the Rothman's canteen, Fred directed me to his brother's house, also somewhere near Aylesbury. It was a sunny day, and I sat on the front of the van having a smoke (I smoked in those days) while Fred knocked on the door. A woman came out and Fred talked to her. From where I was I could hear nothing, but Fred returned a few minutes later. "What happened, Fred?" I asked. "He doesn't live there any more" said Fred. Blimey, I thought, fancy your brother moving and not telling you. I mean I knew Fred was a bit of a pratt (as it were), but still. "When did he move?" I asked. "I don't know Dave. That woman says she's lived there for five years and she's never heard of him". I began to feel puzzled. "But... When did you last speak to him?" I asked. "Oh, about 14 years ago" said Fred, matter-of-factly. We headed back to the M40 and drove in silence back to Brentford.

Monday, September 18, 2006

Jemima's first game

On Sunday, despite the game being on Sky we will be toddling off to Southend to see the match. Jemima will be coming - it's her first game. She would much rather be going up the road to the Emirates stadium to see Arsenal (her team, really), but I am not going there until City get promoted (or we draw them again in the cup). Actually, if i could afford (or even get...) a ticket, I'd probably go...

Sunday, September 17, 2006

Don't buy this!

thin blue line for sale on ebay

Or any of the other editions you can see there. You can still buy back issues direct from Andrew: contact me and I'll give you his details.

Friday, September 15, 2006

FA CUP 2002 - Cardiff City 2-1 Leeds United.

One of my favourite days out at Ninian Park ever. Hammam got his wish of playing and beating Leeds twice a year, too. Not quite how hw meant it I think, but good stuff all the same. The only one left now from that side at City, is Neil Alexander. You wouldn't have bet on that either.

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Santacruzense-Atletico Sorocabana - Tankcsapda-Ébresztő fel

This is the story:
"A BRAZILIAN referee faces suspension after she awarded a goal that
television pictures showed was scored by a ball boy.

The 89th minute goal allowed Santacruzense to snatch a 1-1 draw at home
to Atletico Sorocaba in the Paulista Football Federation Cup on Sunday,
a regional tournament played in the state of Sao Paulo.

Pictures showed that after a Santacruzense player shot narrowly wide,
the boy collected the ball with his feet and took it back on to the
pitch.

However, instead of returning it to the goalkeeper, he subtly tapped it
across the line into the net. "

Unbelievable. Nearly as bad as the ref we had at Preston on Saturday.
Capitulation City
3-0 and we fucked it up

What a shambles. Two own goals as we were cruising to a superb away victory. What a load of bollocks - with no ability to keep calm, City went into a state of major panic and gave away 3 points already won.

Bollocks.
Jones Out!

Monday, September 11, 2006

Got the house...!


We now own this house in Ganges, in France, north of Montpelier, and will be moving there next summer (see K's blog "going to Ganges" linked on the right). Someone suggested to me that we were moving to Bangladesh the other day, but no, this is in France, and Ganges is pronounced "GONJ" (with a soft French accent, but of course.

When we go we hope to eventually make a living using some of my outdated arts and crafts skills, some of which I'll update before going - and some - to be fair - aren't out of date at all.

And I'll have to improve my French, n'est-ce pas?

Sunday, September 10, 2006

Ledley takes corner


Ledley takes corner
Originally uploaded by Gary Socrates.
Ledley takes a corner near the end of the Preston game
Still top of the league despite losing. Preston tactically outplayed City in the second half. Agyemang came on and McNaughton couldn't cope. Jones didn't change anything for ages, even though it was obvious we were being outplayed, and players were getting tired. Ledley moved to left back and was mssed in the midfield, as Scimeca and McPhail's passes went more and more astray.

This was John 'Statto' Heyda's first ever City game (after supporting from afar - Ohio - for many years) so we were bound to lose. Even more ironically statto missed our goal. I won the bet with our FA representative about what he would look like thouh. He really does look like a tall academic with glasses (and a slight stoop).

But while i can't stand the "Ring of Fire" chant (it doesn't help that it's flat) I did like the "We all want a team of Joe Ledleys" song.
Wishmaster - The Misheard Lyrics

I am the bloke looking at his watch. A work of near genius.

Friday, September 08, 2006

Watch who you buy your morning paper from

A Mafiosi mobster was apparently arrested in London yesterday. However, this story brought to light the following: "Last May, one of Italy's most wanted men, Francesco Tonicello was arrested at Vauxhall Tube station, where he worked as a news seller."

You never can tell. That innocent old geezer you buy your Standard from could be an experienced assassin on the run. Tell you what, though, I wouldn't ask.

Wednesday, September 06, 2006


Valley Rams to change hats?

This story from the bbc: Valley anger at burberry closure might solve the riddle of why burberry's been so popular with the rams in the past - I never knew there was a factory in the Rhondda until now. I can here them singing: "When the hats come down from the Rhondda.... I'll be there, I'll be there, with my little burberry hat I'll be there...".

But no more... Who will win approval next? Buggered if I know, Laura Ashley and M&S have also closed their clothing factories in Wales in recent years. Anyway, here's a suggestion:



Available from me for a very reasonable price.
Brazil v Wales at White Hart Lane


K and I met up with the 1927 club to watch the Wales game. This was my first live Wales game since I saw Wales lose to England at Wembley in (I think) 1972 with Alan Clarke scoring and my friend Jimmy Connolly being threatened for being Irish. Clearly a junior IRA member from Hendon - we were 13 for christ's sake. Actually Jim was a great footballer and probably could have made it as a pro if he hadn't broken his leg a couple of times - the first when our PE teacher, Mr Borrett was demonstrating 'how to tackle'. "Come on Jimmy, come at me" he said. Jimmy beat him all ends up so Norman Borrett chopped him down, breaking his leg. I understand Jim went on to become a successful Hendon hairdresser.

Anyway, it was a fun occasion, but we had to leave after an hour as our babysitting fell apart. Marley was looking after Jemima, and for some reason this fell apart, so we had to leave the ground and pay £25 for a cab to Holloway. What a rip. On the other hand Tottenham is such an awful dump it's worth it. As soon as we left, Brazil scored. Sorry everyone.

Below are a couple of awful pictures I took with my phone. It was unbelievable the amount of people taking photos of Ronaldhino at corners, with all sorts of cameras, and flashes everywhere - some people clicking and booing simultaneously.

I should add that I loved the Ginger Monster's new song. Cheers Matt. "What's that coming over the hill..."


Jolly Good. If you like this sort of thing.

The SACSS blog

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Monday, September 04, 2006

I CAN SEE MY BLOG

I did something to my proxy settings and I now can see it using Safari - but NOT with the new browser I just downloaded - Flock - which seems to be having a problem. Don't know why. I will try with Explorer and Camino.... Yes, worked fine with them - clearly a Flock problem.

Exciting stuff eh? 
Cardiff City v Birmingham City - Ledley Goal

This film is sort of genius in its evocativeness.

Top of the league.

Sunday, September 03, 2006

Monkey v Zebra

It's monkey v zebra. What else do you need to know?

A film by me and Jemima. Multi lingual and all.

Seal and Crocodile show off their new routine

Yes, it's the seal and the crocodile and their exciting new routine! The audience reacts appropriately.
I can't see my blog

Well I can using a proxy server, but not directly from my computer. I am told this is because blueyonder have got a dodgy cached DNS. There you go. Maybe I'll be able to see it tomorrow. Bloody annoying though.

Ships, Collioure


Ships, Collioure
Originally uploaded by Gary Socrates.
Had a luverly holiday.....
With the family in the south of France, eating too many pain au chocolat, drinking too much wine, sitting in the sun, swimming in the sea, a river, the pool. Visiting places, looking at art, and really relaxing lots of photos on my flickr website (see link on right). THis is one of them.