City Pay £200,000 for a Hobbit

In a shock move which will send shockwaves through the shocked hobbits of wherever they come from (look I hated Lord of the bloody Rings, so how would I know?) a hobbit has signed for Cardiff City. Willo Flood (I kid you not) formerly (it is alleged) of Manchester City (But we know he's from Hobbit land - look I've told you I don't know what it's called, ok?) has signed for Cardiff in a deal worth £200,000. Apparantly that's what the ring is worth. I preferred The Lion the Witch and Wardrobe anyway, until all that Christianity nonsense got involved. And no, I don't like bloody Harry Potter either. And no, as far as I know City haven't signed Ron Weasley. Nor Jason Koumas.